Bad Tit Jobs

Joslyn James
Tits that are stretched so tight you can read the label on the implants will not bounce and jiggle. They will be painful and hurt your back. They will not ‘look’ or ‘feel’ natural. If you are considering implants take a lesson from the thousands of women who have fucked themselves up and show a little self-restraint biotch. Pick out something that won’t double as a flotation device. Take into consideration your body frame. Tell your doctor you want realistic cleavage. Tell him you want ‘tear-drop’ shaped…not ‘snow-cone’.

Joslyn James is a slut so she can get away with her triple D’s.  They’re her ‘money-makers’ …her ‘billboard’…and men ‘are’ suckers for trashy women. Ask Tiger Woods. They’ll ‘fuck’ the bimbo with the big cartoon tits but they’ll ‘marry’ the woman who has style and class. Tiger Woods may want Joslyn James in the bedroom but he wants Ellen Nordegren to be the mother of his children. To keep a man happy you have to be both. It’s a delicate balance.

You want men to notice you…not stare and drool. You want to be comfortable on ‘any’ stage. You could end up being more insecure about your breasts than you ever were. You do not not want to have to explain to every man you date that you’ve had a tit job…not that they would ask…but men can be pigs.

Plastic surgery should be ‘private’…your little secret… otherwise what’s the point? You want to look like you were ‘born’ that way not shaped and molded on some kind of assembly line.

Breast augmentation can go very wrong. Find a good doctor. Spare no expense. Putting foreign objects in your body is not something to take casually. They can end up leaking, hardening, pointing in different directions and looking uneven. Do your research and tell your doctor you want to ‘enhance’ what Mother Nature gave you. Tell him you want to look good in a bathing suit but you don’t want to be a public nuisance. Above all tell him you want tits that jiggle.